(Source: officesubs, via vivienwalcott)
my ex from DC still follows me on foursquare so sometimes i’ll create a new place in a random part of the county and name it like “bill’s” or “matt’s” or some random guy’s name just so he thinks i’m gettin it on all the time because i am insane and crafty as hell
“you don’t have anxiety you’re popular, you get along with everyone”
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Zelda Fitzgerald.
It’s funny, but I like being “pink and helpless” - When I know I seem that way, I feel terribly competent - and superior. I keep thinking, “Now those men think I’m purely decorative, and they’re just fools for not knowing better” - and I love being rather unfathomable.
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so another one of my facebook friends got engaged today and i complained about this to my mom and my mom said “oh emily you don’t want to be engaged, do you?” and i said “no but i would like to have someone in my life” and she said “well do you want me to pray that you meet someone? my prayers work every day i ask god to protect you from evil and that’s why you’re still around” how is that a normal response to what i have to say