Live fast, die young. Bad girls do it well.
|dad:||i used to sell shit at the grateful dead shows i went to|
|me and max:||WHAT?!?!?!?|
|dad:||yeah i sold oranges|
|me and max:||.........oh|
here’s what you have to know about salmon colored shorts. are they objectively terrible? yes. am i at least 5 times more likely to make out with a boy who wears them? also yes.
|max:||would you vote for mike rowe for president?|
|max:||BUT IT'S A DIRTY JOB AND SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT|
of course guys think its attractive to have low self esteem it means they’ve succeeded in forcing you to internalize the bullshit that makes them the arbiters of your self worth and gives them power over you for your whole life don’t fall for it love yourself and delete what makes you beautiful from your itunes